10 Goth Mum Problems

1. shopping for gothic vibe baby/kids clothing is a nightmare

2. You enjoy nightmare before Christmas and frankenweenie more that the kids

3. Making friends with "normal parents" just doesn't work

4. The other kids think you look like a witch

5. The goth coffee stereotype from south park goth kids is pretty much right

6. Finding new creativity way to hide from your kids when watching horror movie

7. Cookie mark on your pretty cloths, I'm always leave my house wear my kids and the youngest in 4 it still happening

8. Some day you do feel like a zombie from day of the dead or something like that

sleep zombie or a flu zombie

9. You want a Victorian pram for your new born baby but they don't sell them anymore unless you spend hour at vintage shops

10. Giving your baby/kids gothic names: As a goth you are expected to give your kids a interesting gothic style name like raven etc.....  when it come to non-gothic parent and gothic parent you cant win when it come to name you kids...

True fact this happen to me I name my boys Michael and Luke I go a dirty remark because I gave my boys a "comment" name.

http://www.sheknows.com/parenting/articles/1091231/goth-baby-names

▲GOTHIC▲

Alabaster, Armand, Ash, Belladonna, Blade, Blaze, Chalice, Chaos, Cinder, Crimson, Damien, Dante, Draegan, Draven, Echo, Eclipse, Edge, Eleanor, Ember, Enigma, Essence, Eternity, Flame, Gabriel, Garnet, Gossamer, Gotham, Granite, Grimm, Hamlet, Illusion, Jet, Labyrinth, Lace, Lazarus, Lenore, Lestat, Loki, Lore, Lucretia, Maleficent, Maze, Memory, Midnight, Mist, Moonlight, Morrow, Morticia, Mystery, Nightshade, Noir, Obsidian,Onyx, Ophelia, Pandora, Panther, Poe, Porcelain, Prism, Rain, Rapture, Raven, Razor, Requiem, Rogue, Rosary, Sabre, Salem, Satin, Scarlet, Seraphim, Shade, Shadow, Steele, Stone, Storm, Talon, Thorne, Twilight, Veil, Velvet, Winter, Wolf, Zane